French Culinary Morsels
January 2023

Happy New Year tout-le-monde. We are mainly now preparing for our Yorkshire Appetite on Tour starting in March when our Food Ambassadors Kay and Jill are off to France. We have a special page on our website for you to keep up with your adventures so bookmark this pageright now!
We have both been to France before but to be honest, it’s been a while since we have been together – a family holiday 22 years ago and before that Inter-railing in 1984 – it was all the rage back then but gourmet food was the last thing on our mind especially considering our budget was probably about ten Francs a day (ten what?). So we decided to see what was so special about French food – surely there is nowhere better to eat than Yorkshire. One thing that Yorkshire folk will appreciate about France is that restaurants provide you with a side order of baguette for FREE - yes, free but don’t start nibbling on it straight away, apparently one must wait until the meal arrives when, and only then, you can use it to dip into and mop up those delicious sauces.
Lunch or what us folk would call dinner, with it being in the middle of the day, is a long-drawn-out affair which takes you beyond the twenty-minute dash to get a Tesco meal deal (other meal deals are available). You can take your time and stretch it over two to four hours and make sure it has a decent number of courses. A starter and dessert are a must, and you can even go to a cheese board, plus of course the aperitif (before) and digestif (after). Sounds wonderful, as long as we remember it is only once a day and we don’t do the same for ‘us tea’.
The French take their food very seriously and it is considered rude to ask for customisation or substitutes in a dish so none of this “ I would like the frog’s legs but without the legs and with chicken instead of frogs” . The dish is considered an art form by the chef and perfect as it leaves the kitchen so any such suggestions will cause offence. They are also not fond of food wastage. It is an actual law in France that food in supermarkets reaching the end of its shelf life cannot be just thrown away, it is given to charities to pass on to feed those in poverty and in need. We approve.
There will be no full English on the tour, as the French prefer carbohydrate to protein for breakfast where just one egg is considered more than un oeuf (couldn’t resist). Instead you get a bowl full of coffee – that wider surface meaning it’s easier to dip your pastry or croissant into the drink. Rumour has it that Fred Sirieix dipped his Fat Rascal (not a euphemism) in his tea when he visited Betty’s in Harrogate! Sacre bleu.
Those of you who have been on the tour may remember a tasting of the delicious Yorkshire Blue or Harrogate Blue cheese by Shepherd’s Purse. French legend has it that one of their famous blue cheeses, Roquefort, was discovered by accident when a young lad was eating a lunch of bread with ewe’s milk cheese in a cave when he saw a beautiful maiden in the distance and left his lunch to pursue her. Several months later he came across the remains of his discarded lunch and mould had formed on the cheese – turned out to be still delicious! Maybe those chemical experiments I discovered when cleaning out my cupboards recently could have been the best gastronomic invention since sliced bread or the chocolate fountain.
Another aspect of French dining appeared in our research – that “Bon Appetit” offered to the diners before tucking in is not necessarily considered polite. Apparently, it is more like ‘good luck getting that digested’ than ‘enjoy your lovely meal’ although it is nice to be nice so unless you are dining with a very old pedantic French linguistics professor, a little Bon Appetit will be fine.
Any of you out there who have recommendations for culinary adventures you have experienced in France then do contact us through our French page here. Merci beaucoup!









